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hahaha....gud 1s nishi

alrite m back wid more jokes after a long time..!!!

Two friends were discussing about how dumb their ‘sardar’ servants could be ….

1st – you cannot imagine how dumb my servant is. I’ll prove it to you!!

He calls his servant, hands him a one rupee coin and says…..
‘ go buy a color tv for me from the bazar’
the sardar takes the coin, nods his head, and leaves-

2nd - that was really good, but I’ll prove you that my servant is even more dumb!!

He calls his servant and tells him….
‘go to my office and check whether I’m there or not!!’
the sardar nods his head and walks out of the house.

Both friends are laughing at how dumb their servants can be!!  

Outside the two sardar servants meet each other:
1st ‘you know, my boss can be so dumb at times- he hands me a one rupee coin and tells me to buy a colour tv.’
‘How do I know which colour he wants!!’  

2nd ‘ thats really stupid of your boss, but know what! My boss is even more dumb! He tells me to go and check in his office whether he is sitting there or not!
Cant he just telephone and ask….
‘Hello!? Please check in my office to see whether I’m there or not!!’’

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai. He's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not even moving."
He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says,"Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
"Jayalalitha just found out the verdict, and she's all depressed. She's lying down in the middle of the highway and she's threatening to douse herself in gasoline and light herself on fire. She just doesn't have Rs.85 Crores for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection for her"
The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far."
"So far....ten litres."

**
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him,

" Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh."

Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered,

“No, No Me Banta Singh!"

Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh basking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"

The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered,

"Yes, I am relaxing."

The Singh slapped him and said, "Stupid. Everyone is looking for you and disturbing my peace while you are sitting here enjoying the sun.”
**

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thkx Mr.Q and too good pranav lolllz