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There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for the IIM course. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview.
Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy "Tell me your choice," he said to the boy "What's your choice? I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult one. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said my choice is ONE real difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you ,you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. "Now tell me this. What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How???" the interviewer was smiling at last. "I got you" he said to himself.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
And the admission for the course was thus secured:)

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A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji
orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes!

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?"

Sardarji fish kis tarah maarege ?
Pani mein dubakar.

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