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Pooja

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«Reply #45 on: November 03, 2004, 09:22:10 PM »


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immi

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«Reply #46 on: November 04, 2004, 02:20:10 AM »

Thanks,


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akela

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«Reply #47 on: November 04, 2004, 02:28:26 AM »


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immi

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«Reply #48 on: November 04, 2004, 02:34:09 AM »

Thank you


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akela

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«Reply #49 on: November 04, 2004, 02:44:50 AM »


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«Reply #50 on: November 04, 2004, 04:13:01 PM »

SO U ALL THINK SARDARS R DUMB..EHH

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

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If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again.

On behalf of,
Manmohan Singh, PM, India


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Talat

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«Reply #51 on: November 04, 2004, 08:08:28 PM »

:oops:

Hats off to Nishi!!! yom :drummer:


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nishita

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«Reply #52 on: November 04, 2004, 08:17:43 PM »

hhehehe


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immi

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«Reply #53 on: November 04, 2004, 08:18:53 PM »

lollllll

Good one Nishita


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Pooja

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«Reply #54 on: November 04, 2004, 09:32:03 PM »


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Rishi

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«Reply #55 on: November 05, 2004, 04:26:16 PM »

**
Punjab Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam

Time Limit: 3 Weeks

1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture,literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on 12 and the little hand is on the 5 ?

7. How many commandments was Moses given ? (approximately)

8. What are people in India's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium - OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?
(a) Gujarat
(b) Russia
(c) Canada
(d) Pakistan

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?

20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting

*You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*
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Talat

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«Reply #56 on: November 05, 2004, 06:47:37 PM »


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Pooja

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«Reply #57 on: November 05, 2004, 09:04:49 PM »

yom //\\ ~~~


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immi

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«Reply #58 on: November 05, 2004, 10:30:09 PM »

Nice Rishi


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immi

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«Reply #59 on: November 05, 2004, 10:32:40 PM »

Why do Sardars drive BMW's ?

Because they can spell it.


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