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Santa Singh walks into an Insurance office nd asked for a job.
"we don't need anyone," the manager told him.

" you can't afford not to hire me, sir! I can sell anything to anyone, anytime, any where !"
"well we have two prospects that none of our agent has been able to sell. if you can just sell one, you have a job."

Sardarji was gone for about two hours nd returned nd handed then not one but two checks, one for $50,000 nd another for $100,000.

"how in the world did u do that?" they asked with surprise.
"I told u that I m the world's best salesman nd I can sell anything to anyone, anytime, any where !",said sardar ji.

"Ok, did u get a urine sample?" the manager asked.
" what urine sample?" asked Santa.

" Well, if u sell a policy over $49,999, the company requires a urine sample. here, take these two bottles and go back nd get urine samples."said tha manager.

sardarji dashed out, thrilled with his success and eager to complete his job. he was gone by 5 hours nd they were fixing to close when he walks in with 2 five gallon buckets, one in each hand. he sets the bucket down, reached in his shirt pocket nd prodeces two bottles of urine, nd sets them on the desk nd says," here Mr. Dasgupta's nd this one is Mr. Reddy's."

"That's good", they said, " but what is in those two buckets?"

" well i was passing by the holiday inn nd they were having The City Teacher's Convention, so i stopped by nd sold them a group policy!"
**

Q: Why did the Sardar stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Thanks Nishita