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« on: October 23, 2004, 12:59:09 PM »

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few

laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who

stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

The first man says: "I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and

joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the

barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was

promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager
and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday." The second man says: "Da! mn, that's terrific!! My son is also my
pride and joy, I am very proud of him.He started working at a traveling
agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot
and also manage to become a partner in the company where he now owns
the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man says: "Well, well! Congratulations!! My son is also
my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best
universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and
became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a
30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend." The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the
successes of theirs sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and
asked: "What'! s going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of
the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes
of our sons."  
And then he asked, "What about your son?"

The forth man replied:"My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing
as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what
a disappointment you must feel."


The forth man replied: "No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my
son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very
lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he
received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the
line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2004, 01:39:48 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!! Good one Gurmeet!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2004, 07:14:15 PM »

goodness...!!!
its hugly funny:D:D
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