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« on: June 25, 2008, 04:07:57 PM »
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
         And
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

     Try Chilly Powder.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 04:10:37 PM »
Maths Teacher To santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Tha Other Pocket,What would u think ?






Santa:YEH PANT KIS KI HAI??
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 04:15:24 PM »
GIRL:I LOVE U.
BOY:Me Too.
GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho.
BOY:Jitna Tum Mujhe Karti Ho.
GIRL: KAMINE,Main Sochti Thi Ki Tum Sachha Pyar Karte Ho
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 04:19:43 PM »
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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"VICKS" Kyunki VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 04:21:32 PM »
Banta: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Santa: Birla Cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 04:23:10 PM »
Banta Baught A New Mobile.

Banta :Oyee yeh SENT MESSAGE Kya Hota Hai
Santa:Jis MESSAGE Main khushboo Ho Use SENT MESSAGE Kehte Hai.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 04:26:44 PM »
Santa SOOTE waqt
Do glass Rakhte hai,
Ek Mein paani Sur ek
Khaali why?






Socho?







Kyunki Pyas Lag Bhi Sakti
Hai Aur Nahi Bhi
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 04:30:13 PM »
Teacher:Give English
Translation Of,



"Bazar Main Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai"



Santa Replies:
The Tablets Are Walking
In The Market.
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 11:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Sammual on June 25, 2008, 04:07:57 PM
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
         And
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

     Try Chilly Powder.

:D:D:D

so sweet...
really good collection....
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Koi Badli Kabhi Is Tarah Aayegi,
Pyaas Sadiyonki Pal Mein Bujh Jayegi,
Tujhko Lauta Ke Meri Aagosh Mein,
Dekhna Wakt Ki Nabz Ruk Jayegi!!!

You Hurt A True Heart In Love As Many TiMes You Want,
It Will Never Ever Stop Loving You.
But If You Cheat A True Heart, It Wont Hurt Or Hate You,
But It Wont Dare To Love You Again!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2008, 11:06:51 PM »

Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer...
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Koi Badli Kabhi Is Tarah Aayegi,
Pyaas Sadiyonki Pal Mein Bujh Jayegi,
Tujhko Lauta Ke Meri Aagosh Mein,
Dekhna Wakt Ki Nabz Ruk Jayegi!!!

You Hurt A True Heart In Love As Many TiMes You Want,
It Will Never Ever Stop Loving You.
But If You Cheat A True Heart, It Wont Hurt Or Hate You,
But It Wont Dare To Love You Again!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2008, 11:07:40 PM »


Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,
aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
ruk gayi hawa, gir gaye galib...wah wah...
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Koi Badli Kabhi Is Tarah Aayegi,
Pyaas Sadiyonki Pal Mein Bujh Jayegi,
Tujhko Lauta Ke Meri Aagosh Mein,
Dekhna Wakt Ki Nabz Ruk Jayegi!!!

You Hurt A True Heart In Love As Many TiMes You Want,
It Will Never Ever Stop Loving You.
But If You Cheat A True Heart, It Wont Hurt Or Hate You,
But It Wont Dare To Love You Again!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2008, 11:43:49 PM »
Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,
aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
ruk gayi hawa, gir gaye galib...wah wah...
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Wah Wah.... Laughing hard
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2008, 11:50:43 PM »
Gabbar Singh:
Are O.... Kaaliya
Kitane Aadami the?





Kaaliya:
Kya Pata Sardar?
Main To Aurtein Gin Raha Tha
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2008, 11:54:00 PM »
Aap k Ghar Hum Zarur Ayengey,
Har Pal Ayengey,
Har Waqt Ayengey,
Din Bhar Ayengey,
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Bell Bajakar Bhag Jayengey..
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2008, 11:56:07 PM »
Banta Apne Bete se: Oye Ghabra Na Tu Sher Da Puttar
Hai.
Beta: Ji Papa Class Main Teacher
Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai. Tu Kisi Janwar Ki Aulad Hai.
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