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« Reply #105 on: July 04, 2008, 09:37:14 AM »
Interviewer To Santa:
"How Does An Electric Motor Run?"
Santa:Dhurrr..
Interviewer:"Stop it!"
Santa:"Dhurrr dhup dhup.."
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« Reply #106 on: July 04, 2008, 09:43:06 AM »
Santa Saw A Writing On A Wall:
"One Who Reads This Is A Donkey"

Santa Got Very Angry.
So He Corrected It:
"One Who Wrote This,Is A Donkey"
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« Reply #107 on: July 07, 2008, 09:37:45 AM »
Mummy:Jo Mera Sabse Jyada Kehna Manega,Usse Hi Main Ye Saari Toffies Dungi.
Santa:Tab To Ye Saari Toffees Papa Ko Hi Milengi....
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« Reply #108 on: July 07, 2008, 09:40:52 AM »
Santa To Hotel Manegar:Jaldi Chalo,Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
Manegar:Main Kya Karu?
Santa:Kamine!Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai.
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« Reply #109 on: July 07, 2008, 09:46:52 AM »
Santa:Kaam Wali SHANTI Ko Bulao.!
Wife:Why?
Santa:Doctor Ne Kaha Hai,
Raat Main Dawa Khane Ke Baad SHANTI Ke Saath So Janna.
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« Reply #110 on: July 07, 2008, 09:50:37 AM »
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity
Between Girl Friend And Mobile?

Student:Sir Both Are Disconnectd When There Is
'NO CURRENCY'.
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« Reply #111 on: July 07, 2008, 09:53:56 AM »
Santa:Mujhe Phone Per Dhamkiya Mill Rahi Hai.
Police:Kaun Hai Woh?
Santa:BSNL Wale Bolte Hain Ke Bill Nahi Bharoge To Kaat Denge.
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« Reply #112 on: July 07, 2008, 09:57:41 AM »
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling WINDOWS!
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« Reply #113 on: July 07, 2008, 12:10:25 PM »
Quote from: Sammual on July 07, 2008, 09:57:41 AM
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling WINDOWS!

Good one!!
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« Reply #114 on: July 08, 2008, 11:37:01 AM »
Teacher:Apka Beta Cigarate
Peeta Hai.Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi?

Santa:Haan,Puchhta Hoon,Par
Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi.
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« Reply #115 on: July 08, 2008, 11:38:54 AM »
Beta:Mummy Aaj Teacher Ne Ek Sawal Pucha Jiska Ans. Kewal Mujhe Hi Pata Tha.
Mummy:Kya
Beta:Black Board Par Susu Kisne Kiya??
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« Reply #116 on: July 08, 2008, 11:40:26 AM »
Santa Achank Ladki Ko
Dekh Kar Bola.

Lafz Tere Geet Mere
Ghazal Koi Sunaon Kya?

Ladki:Haath Mera
Gaal Tere
Kaan Ke Niche Bajaun Kya?
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« Reply #117 on: July 08, 2008, 11:42:19 AM »
Wife:Chalo Kahin Car Main Ghumne Chalte Hain.
Car main drive karungi.
Santa:Agar Tum Car Drive Karogi To Jayenge Car Main Aur Ayenge Akhbaar Main.
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« Reply #118 on: July 08, 2008, 11:44:17 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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« Reply #119 on: July 08, 2008, 11:46:47 AM »
Santa Got 0 In EXAM.

Father Asked Him:YEH KYA HAY?

Santa Replies:Teacher Ke Paas Stars Khatam Ho Gaye The Iss liye
Unhone Mujhe Aanda De Diya.
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