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« Reply #150 on: July 18, 2008, 12:26:03 PM »
Santa:WHat Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly?



Banta:A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannot Mosquito...
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« Reply #151 on: July 18, 2008, 04:49:22 PM »
Quote from: angel4u on July 14, 2008, 10:16:37 AM
Cutest Joke Ever...

1 Boy & 1 Girl Student Of J.Kg Clas
B: Kya Tu Melese Shadi Kalegi,
G: Nahi,
B:Kalle Na,
G:Nai Main Nai Kalungi,
B:Kale Na Meri Behen Nahi Hai... Usual Smile

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« Reply #152 on: July 18, 2008, 04:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on July 14, 2008, 11:10:03 AM
BOY:Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
GIRL:Kya?
BOY:Achhi Film Hai Na
GIRL:Kutte Ke Bache
BOY:What??
GIRL:Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na
Hair Raising Shock Hair Raising Shock Hair Raising Shock
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« Reply #153 on: July 19, 2008, 11:12:45 AM »
Santa To Pndit:Ye Tere Sir Par Choti Kyu Hai?
Pandit:Ye Mera ANTENA Hai,Is Se Mujhe Vichar Aate Hai.
Sardar:Kamaal Hai,Yaha To DISH TV Hai Fir Bhi Nahi Aate!!
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« Reply #154 on: July 25, 2008, 12:14:37 PM »
Santa Aur Banta Jungle Main Gaye
Achanak Sher Aaya.
Santa Ne Mitti Uthayi Sher Ki Aankho
Main Dalke Bhagte Hue
Chillaya'Abe Bhag'

Banta:Main Kyun Bhagu?
Mitti Tune Dali Hai.
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« Reply #155 on: July 25, 2008, 12:26:45 PM »
Teacher:Is  It Posible That A Person Name And Surname Both Are Same?
Santa:Ya,If Lara Dutta Marry Brian Lara,She Become Lara Lara..Bolotararara.
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« Reply #156 on: July 25, 2008, 12:34:30 PM »
Santa Asks To Taxi Driver:"Golden Temple Jaoge?"


Driver:"Haan Jaonga."




Santa Gave Him Five Rs. And Said:"Mere Liye PRASAD Lana..
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« Reply #157 on: July 28, 2008, 10:10:28 AM »
Woh Hamse Kya Chupathi Thi,
Kuch Tha Uske Honto Par,
Magar Na Jane Kyun Sharmati Thi,
Jab Hamne Muh Kholke Deka to Pata Chala



Woh Supari Khati Thi.
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« Reply #158 on: July 28, 2008, 10:17:08 AM »
 Laughing hard  Laughing hard All nice jokes Sammual .. Thanks for sharing
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« Reply #159 on: July 28, 2008, 10:39:57 AM »
Principal 2 Students:

You People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!













College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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« Reply #160 on: July 28, 2008, 10:55:17 AM »
 Laughing hard  Laughing hard
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« Reply #161 on: July 29, 2008, 09:25:18 AM »
Santa Ne Ik Hiran Ko Mara Aur Usse Pakya
Usne Apne Bacho Ko Nahi Bataya.
Son:Ye Kya Hai.
Santa:Ye Wohi Hai Jo Tumhari Mummy Mujhe Kehti Hai.
Son Khada Ho Gya Aur Chillya Koi Mat Khana 'KUTTA' Hai.
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« Reply #162 on: August 02, 2008, 10:57:50 AM »
Beggar: Sir Plz Give Me Rs. 6 For Coffee.
Man:Coffee?Its Rs.3
Beggar:1 For My Girlfriend
Man:Wow You Too Made A Girlfriend?
Beggar:No sir,Girlfriend Made Me A Begger.
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« Reply #163 on: August 02, 2008, 11:13:23 AM »
Santa Calls Customer Care.
Santa:Whats My Mobile Bill Now?

LADY:TO Know Your Current Bill,Dial 123.
Santa:IDIOT!Not Current Bill!Mobile Bill.
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« Reply #164 on: August 05, 2008, 11:00:27 PM »
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
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