Wife         : Do you want dinner?  

Husband         : Sure, what are my choices?  

Wife            : Yes and no.

Man             : How old is your father?

 Boy            : As old as me.

 Man            : How can that be?

 Boy            : He became a father only when I was born.



Teacher         : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student         : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher         : How?

Student         : Ladies first.


Waiter          : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer        : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.


Customer        : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter          : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


Teacher        : Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter          : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football

                                   and the game went into extra time.


Customer        : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?

Post Master     : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer        : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master     : Why not?

Customer        : It's addressed to Mumbai.


Girl    : Do you love me?

Boy     : Yes Dear.

Girl    : Would you die for me?

Boy     : No, mine is undying love.


1st thief    : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief    : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief    : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions