funny smses

by saxshe on February 15, 2006, 05:21:21 PM

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«Reply #1 on: February 15, 2006, 05:23:00 PM »

sirf
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aapko disturb karna tha......


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«Reply #2 on: February 15, 2006, 05:25:33 PM »

lady to punjab police-ji mera pati 5 din pehle gobhi lane gaye tha, abhi tak wapis nahi aaya....
inspector- te hor koi sabzi bana lo!!!!


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«Reply #3 on: February 15, 2006, 05:27:49 PM »

IN RUSSIA
SIM SAM SU

IN KOREA
HIM HAM HU

IN CHINA
CHI CHI CHU

IN PAKISTAN
AL HABIB FU

IN INDIA
BEWAKUF HAI TU...!!![/b]


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«Reply #4 on: February 15, 2006, 05:30:28 PM »

frog goes 2 an atrologer 2 know its future.
Astrologer- u'll meet a young gal who wants 2 knw everything about u.
frog- great!! when & where??
Ast- next semester in bio lab!![/b]


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«Reply #5 on: February 15, 2006, 05:32:45 PM »

jo
is
sms
ko

padh

raha

hai

voh

smart.....
intelligent....
goodluking......

nahi hai to kya hua.....jisne bheja hai vo to hai...BHAVNAO KO SAMJHO..


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«Reply #6 on: February 15, 2006, 05:34:53 PM »

Q- what is the extreme limit of stupidity??

A- two sardars sitting on a riksha & fighting for corner seat!!!


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«Reply #7 on: February 15, 2006, 05:36:53 PM »

PVR de nazare na honde,
INDIA GATE de fuware na honde,
je delhi di kudiyan fashion na kardi,
taan delhi de munde awara na honde....!!


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«Reply #8 on: February 15, 2006, 05:39:41 PM »

5 hi-tech sardar inventions:-
a)waterproof towel
b)solar-powered torch
c)book on how to read
d)pedal-powered wheelchair
e)umbrella with holes to see if its raining or not...


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«Reply #9 on: February 15, 2006, 05:42:21 PM »

masterji ne bacche se poocha "batao kaun si devi par kaunsa prasad chadta hai??"
to baccha bola "rabri devi par lalu prasad!"


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«Reply #10 on: February 22, 2006, 03:47:46 PM »

hey guys u can post jokes too........so c'mon..share ur jokes & make others laugh too................


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«Reply #11 on: February 22, 2006, 05:05:03 PM »

define a wife: jo har baat par tumhe tok-tok kar pehle tumhari saari aadatein badal de phir 1 saal baad bole- ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe!!!


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«Reply #12 on: February 22, 2006, 05:07:10 PM »

Lady dies of AIDS coz doctor made mistake in writing her prescription.
He wrote- make frequent changes in MALES instead of MEAL!!!


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«Reply #13 on: February 22, 2006, 05:10:20 PM »

Devdas's Matrimonial ad.-"wanted wife"
age no bar
height no bar
looks no bar
caste no bar
complexion no bar

But girl's father should have his own BAR!!!


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«Reply #14 on: February 22, 2006, 05:14:21 PM »

Roses r laal, Sky is neela...
Ur brain is like khaali patila...
Bura maan liya???
OK
Roses r red, sky is blue....
I was born smart wat the hell happened to U? Huh?