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« on: August 17, 2004, 06:15:04 AM »

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven..

They decide to play hide-n-seek.........

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...

He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front of Einstein.......

Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front........

Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."

Newton denies and says i am not out........

He claims that he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out and he proves that he is
not newton..........

how.................??








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Proof:

Newton says:

I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....

That means i am Newton per meter square......

Hence i am Pascal.... since newton per meter square =
Pascal,

Pascal is OUT
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2004, 07:44:04 AM »

HA....HA.....
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