haailaa. . .

by tinda on January 25, 2006, 01:15:28 PM

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tinda

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God killed 3people in a car accident by mistake, he thought to compansate them by giving away 10lakhs each, Sardar, Gujju are back but marwadi still bargaining for 20lakhs at least.

C'mon guys, plz reply and make a chain


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 09:37:11 PM »

BOROPLUS mai Kareena,
SUNSILK mai Bipasha,
And LUX mai Aishwarya,
Dont worry,
Tum bhi ho,
ITCH-GUARD mai,
Khujaate raho...!


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 09:38:53 PM »

One stone is enough to break a glass,
One word is enough to break a heart,
One second is enough to fall in love,
One frnd is enough to live a life......!


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 09:40:44 PM »

Agar duniya mai kuch kark dikhaana hai to sun meri baat,
Hathi k uppar ultaa khada hokar,photo khichva,
Ab photo ko ultaa karke duniya ko dhika..... happy9


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 09:44:14 PM »

Hum to yuhi bekhudi mai keh baithe,
Ki hame koi yaad nahi karta,
Jis ka ho aapke jaisa pyaara yaar,
Wo kabhi khuda se bhi faryaad nahi karte....!


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nikki

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 09:50:35 PM »

very nice Both of u ...lolzzz


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tinda

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 02:51:08 PM »

thanks to aashu and nikki,

kiss is not like nokia.......connecting people
kiss is not like nike.......just do it
kiss is not like pepsi.......yeh dil mange more, but
kiss is like pan parag......ek se mera kya hoga!


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 04:17:26 PM »

thnx nikki and welcome tinda..!


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 06:16:48 PM »

Laloo and Rabri Devi were walking down the road,when Rabri turns to Laloo and says "Hey look at that dog with one eye"!
Laloo covers up one of his eyes nd says "Where?"....


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 06:24:35 PM »

Santa Singh spoke frantically into the phone"My wife is pregnant and her contractions r only two minutes apart'!
"Is this her first child"the doctor asked.
"No you idiot" santa shouted"this is her husband"...!


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bicky

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #10 on: January 26, 2006, 10:32:50 PM »

Last night i dreamt that i was walking with God
I told Him i have a friend like you
He smiled and said, "Beta yeh sab pichle janam ke paap hain!!"

I woke up this morning and have decided, "Is janam mein bhi kuch paap karonga, kam se kam aagle janam mein toh tum phir mere dost banoge!!"

Mujhse Dosti Karaoge?


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #11 on: January 26, 2006, 11:03:57 PM »

God apun se pucha kidhar jana maangtaa?
Heaven ke Hell?
Apun bola HELL!
Apun ko malum tum sala
Dost log udharich milenge....!


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #12 on: January 26, 2006, 11:06:40 PM »

Aapko EK mazedaar aur dilchasp Qissa sunaati hu....
Suniye.
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Maine kaha Suniye....
Dekhiye nahi...!


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aashu

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haailaa. . .

«Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 06:28:31 PM »

Wo kaun si cheez hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hoti hai....?
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.Pehchan kaun?
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Abey Buddhu............
POPCORN..........!