:: heart's sms collection ::

by myheart_ursonly on December 11, 2004, 11:08:40 PM

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Friend_4uall

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«Reply #315 on: March 02, 2005, 02:17:34 PM »

Quote from: "cutepriya_delhi"

Boys:

look like monkeys
act like dogs
smell like rats

lol

good priyaa..


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«Reply #316 on: March 02, 2005, 02:19:32 PM »

NICE COLLECTION PRIYA Usual Smile


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #317 on: March 02, 2005, 02:51:02 PM »

this is not my collection, this is my heart's collection

:lol:

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds :

" Wife wanted".

Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing :

"You can have mine."


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #318 on: March 02, 2005, 02:51:43 PM »

First Guy (proudly):
"My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy:
"You're lucky, mine's still alive."

:lol:


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #319 on: March 02, 2005, 02:52:32 PM »

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

~ hahahaha! thts really funny. isn't??? :wink:


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #320 on: March 02, 2005, 02:54:49 PM »

Q: what kind of a dog can jump higher than a building?

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A: any dog... buildings can't jump :wink:


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #321 on: March 02, 2005, 02:56:01 PM »

When you make a wish on a star,
Make sure you really want it .

Cuz last time i wished I got you.

:oops: :oops: :oops:


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #322 on: March 02, 2005, 02:56:54 PM »

Men are:

NUTS

Nasty
Unreliable
Troublesome
Slobs

:lol:


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #323 on: March 02, 2005, 02:57:34 PM »

Be a smart girl,
Live at your ease,
Get a rich husband,
and do as you please!

:wink:


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #324 on: March 02, 2005, 02:58:33 PM »

When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time to kill you. hahahaha

Shocked


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #325 on: March 02, 2005, 02:59:08 PM »

Twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are;
if you know what you are,
then mental hospital is not so far

:lol:


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cutepriya_delhi

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«Reply #326 on: March 02, 2005, 03:00:10 PM »

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a circular room, and tell her to find the corner.

How does the blond confuse you?
She finds the corner. haha

lol.... this one was for :wink: