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Nice Jokes!!!! :D  :lol:  :lol:

gr8 hai ji

36)

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people
are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher


37)

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped
down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in
his hand."



38 )

L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy
then?



39)
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are
wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got
another pair of the same
at home.

:mrgreen:

41)

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

42)

TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

43)

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


44)

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!

45)

L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

46)

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
same time."

 

thnx AKS ji

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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