hilarioussssssssssss..........

> Reply to a Matrimonial Ad in Bangalore.. too
> funny...
> Bloody Priceless this is!!!
> Subject : Reply to a Matrimonial Ad in Bangalore
> Madam:
>
> I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in
> Bangaloru. Having seen your advertisement
> formarriage purposes, I decided to press myself on
> you and hope you willtake me nicely.
>
> I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice
> and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body
> isfilled with hardness, as because I am working
> hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like
> cricketand I am a good batter a nd I am fast baller.
> Whenever I come running in for balling, other
> batters startrunning. Everybody is scared of my
> rapid balls that bounce a lot.
>
> I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at
> everyone. I amjolly. I am gay.
>
> Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and
> soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I
> amalways allowing ladies to get on top. That is how
> nice I am.
>
> I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking
> and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.
> Everymorning I am going to the gym and I am pumping
> like anything. Daily Iam pumping and pumping. Ifyou
> want you can come and see how much I am pumping the
> dumb belles in the gym.
>
> I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants
> is always open foryou. I am such a nice man, but
> still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I
> am taking thingsinto my own hands everyday. That is
> why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will
> come in my houseand take my things into yourhand.
>
> If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I
> will be loving youvery hard every day. In fact, I
> willstop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
>
> If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to
> me, I will press youand press you until you come. So
> I am placing my head between your nicely smelling
> feet and looking upwith lots of hope. I amwaiting
> very badly for your reply and I am stiff with
> anticipation.
>
> Expecting soon,
>
> Yours and only yours
> HDK