himanshu:SMS , mobile & JOKES

himanshu

by cats_hello on April 20, 2006, 02:33:23 PM

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Jo Ho Gaya Wo Ho Gaya Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Aur Jo Nahi Hona Hai Wo Nahi Hoga Kyuki Jo Hona Hai Wo To Hoga Hi Hoga Ab Dekhna Hai Ki Kya Hoga Aur Kya Nahi Hoga Hone Ko To Kuch Bhi Hoga Yahi Sochna Hai Ki Kya Hoga Aur Kya Hoga Agar Kuch Hoga To Thik Hoga Aur Nahi Hoga To Bhi Thik Hoga Thik Hoga To Kis Kaaran Se Hoga Aur Kaaran Hi Thik Nahi Hoga To Kuch Kese Thik Hoga Ab Aap Batao Ki Aage Kya Hoga?! kisi aur ko bhejiyegaa ,achchha time pass hoga.

Sardarni writes msg 2 sardar- "ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao." Sardar send SMS 2 her- "Nahi bata sakta, msg free nahi hai."

TO PHIR ARJ KIYA HAI ! ye ishq nahi aasan, Bas itna samajh lijiye, Ek lajij Daliya hai or khub khana hai.

An angrez asks question to a Hindu .What is your favourite flower? Hindu: Rose. Angrez: I clean my potty with it Muslim: Chemali Angrez: I clean my potty with it. Sardar: Cactus. Hun kar clean.

Teri chahat da main satkar keta, teri har nazar nu main Pyar keta, kasam rub di na bhula devin menu, main rub ton v jiada tere te aitbar keta.

Tere bin sajna kihnu chavange,kihnu dil da haal sunavange,tere hon naal sadi zindagi hai,kadi milke tainu samjhavange,kite tu chadke na tur javin asin jeyonde ji mar javange.......!!

Santa sufrng frm cold was SHIVERING.His son call doc.Doc ask d boy wat happend? son-Bimari da ta pata nahi par bapu sver da "VIBRATION"te lagya hoya hai.

Guzar jayenge bin unke bhi achhe wo pal, jinhe hum intezar or wo waqt kehte hai, kya pata kyu bhul gaye wo 'Pyar', jise hum rishta AUR wo ek lafz kehte hain.

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