How does GOD Operate ?

Even God operates the same way.

Very Interesting ...........


A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
she asked, "is my time up?"

God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have
liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair
color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it. She was relieved from the hospital.
 
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another
43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"


God Replied,"It was the Month End and I had to achieve my target"