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intresting definitions

« on: January 07, 2006, 12:02:22 AM »

1. Man: is a pendulm between a smile and tears
2. father: a back provided by nature
3. jokes: one whose tears bring tears
4. school: the place where father pays and son plays
5. discipline: a word that is missing in students dictionary


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intresting definitions

« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2006, 04:00:48 PM »

MAN:: An Addition in the World
Woman:: A Division in the Universe
Animal:: A Multiplication in the Globe
Fish:: A Subtraction from the Earth
Virus:: A Factorial in the Zone


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Re: intresting definitions

« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 06:22:30 PM »

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)

LIFE....


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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 12:47:28 PM »

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.


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Re: intresting definitions

« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 09:30:47 AM »

Nice One,.


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Re: intresting definitions

« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 05:10:13 PM »

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug?

You should not be excited.!


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Re: intresting definitions

« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 04:31:26 AM »

Intresting.. .


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Re: intresting definitions

« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 04:38:02 AM »

Eggplants aren`t vegtables they`re really fruits.


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Re: intresting definitions

« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 12:32:33 PM »

Egg Plant Bole Brinjaal Hota Hai Na Yaar,.


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Re: intresting definitions

« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 02:32:59 PM »

Yep, correct!! Yeh Actors kahan se ikhate ho rahe hain.


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