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jindagi

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ek sardar apne bete ko kahta hai....naalayak kaisi machis laya hai ek bhi tilli nahi jalti
beta...kahta hai...kya baat karte ho papa ,,main to sari tilliyan test karke laya hun


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jindagi

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«Reply #1 on: July 12, 2005, 10:35:18 AM »

A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....

digging for more.


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Yoindian Ghunda

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«Reply #2 on: July 12, 2005, 11:04:34 AM »

balle balle ,sohni kudiye,tun te hdian vich hasa kol dita ve.:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D


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jindagi

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«Reply #3 on: July 15, 2005, 07:51:51 AM »

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station.
Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.
Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.
Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

really @ghunda


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jindagi

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«Reply #4 on: July 15, 2005, 08:04:53 AM »

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black and white hisse par bar bar idhar udhar
chalte the.

Woh kya soch rahe honge .. ...

Yeh piano bajta kyon nahin.


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jindagi

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«Reply #5 on: August 17, 2005, 07:54:51 AM »

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click'
and I wrote 'click'."


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jindagi

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«Reply #6 on: August 17, 2005, 07:55:56 AM »

Customer: "I received the software update
you sent, but I am still getting the same error
message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it
to get it to work?"


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