Johnny ...

Teacher: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Johnny: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!!

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Teacher: Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Johnny!
 
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Teacher: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!

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Teacher: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
Johnny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Johnny: Your name on this report card.

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Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Johnny: Don't bite any.

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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Johnny: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

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Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Johnny: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Johnny: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

Teacher said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

Johnny thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

Teacher: "Well, good luck to you,you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.  "What comes first, Day or Night?"

Johnny: "It's the DAY!"

Teacher: "How"

Johnny: "Sorry teacher, you promised me that you will not ask me a second difficult question!"

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nice its really funny and this johnny guy is damn kool.......

Teacher: How old were you on your last birthday?
Johnny  : Seven.
Teacher: How old will you be on your next birthday?
Johnny  : Nine.
Teacher: That's impossible.
Johnny  : No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school again?
Johnny: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.