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Suhas

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«Reply #15 on: May 13, 2005, 10:53:47 AM »

Teacher: Hello, Boys. Remember! Nothing is impossible.

Johnny: OK. Sir. Will you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again?


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«Reply #16 on: May 13, 2005, 10:54:45 AM »

Teacher: Johnny, if your father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?
Little Johnny: A heart attack!


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«Reply #17 on: May 13, 2005, 10:55:17 AM »

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand!"


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«Reply #18 on: May 13, 2005, 11:00:35 AM »

The teacher, during an English lesson, asked the students: "Now tell me. What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Little Johnny in the backbench replied: "A teacher."


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«Reply #19 on: May 13, 2005, 10:36:24 PM »

I ASK new yoker some QUESTIONs regarding these posts on Mr Johny!!!!

Q1-Who is johny?
Q2-What does he wear?
Q3-Who knows him?
Q4Where does he live ?

Ans1- |-| |_| /\/\ /-\ |\| human

Ans 2-Shame on u ,u scrolled so much to know such a easy answer---Cloathes ofcourse

Ans 3- Me,New Yoker ans Fakher Naveed who else!!!!

Ans-4 JUST AT YO INDIA heehehehheheeheh lolz

Well app log bura to nahin mantay na coz i am new member to yo india ,i may write something just out of topic soooo please...
Well I like both of your's posts Fakher and New Yoker and i read them all.


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«Reply #20 on: May 20, 2005, 09:26:30 AM »

This is why Johny don't do good in school no more...

Teacher says "Class what is 2, 4, 32 and 44?"
Many hands go up immediately and she calls on Johnny.
His answer? "CBS, NBC, HBO and The Cartoon Network".

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #21 on: May 20, 2005, 01:40:53 PM »

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


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«Reply #22 on: May 20, 2005, 01:42:31 PM »

Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"
You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already been named."


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«Reply #23 on: May 20, 2005, 01:45:44 PM »

WOW....YAAR

UR JOKES WERE TOO GOOD.............
do keep updating ur collection coz i wanna know what's going on with LITTLI JOHNNY boy

KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB.......... yom yom yom yom

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #24 on: May 20, 2005, 01:46:50 PM »

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"


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Suhas

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«Reply #25 on: May 20, 2005, 01:49:16 PM »

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."


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«Reply #26 on: May 20, 2005, 01:50:02 PM »

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"


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«Reply #27 on: May 20, 2005, 01:52:40 PM »

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," Little Johnny answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"


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«Reply #28 on: May 21, 2005, 10:01:27 AM »

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: @Johnny happy9

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«Reply #29 on: June 07, 2005, 01:31:31 PM »

Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."

Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."


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