Joke of the day -Panna 2:SMS , mobile & JOKES

chahat

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«Reply #15 on: November 15, 2006, 11:03:50 AM »

Madam asks Santa-
Aisa kya hai jo cow ke pass to 4 hai or mere pass 2?
Santa:Legs.
Madam:Tumhari pant ke ander kya hai jo mere pass nahi hai?
Santa:Paise.
Madam:Wo kya hai jo aadmi khada karke karta hai or dog 3 taango par?
Santa:Shake hand.
Moral:Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano.


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chahat

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Par ye mumtaj marte nahi

«Reply #16 on: November 16, 2006, 12:24:19 PM »

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!


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chahat

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Pehele se hi kaat liya

«Reply #17 on: November 17, 2006, 01:21:10 PM »

Sardar: he bhagwaan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.

Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: kya bhagwaan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi pehle hi kaant liye.


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chahat

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"Jo chahe lelo"

«Reply #18 on: November 19, 2006, 10:35:18 AM »

Santa:-kya bat hai bantaji
Aaj new scuty par
Banta:-han yaar kal mujhe ek ladki ne gift me di
Santa:-ladki ne........
Banta:-haan kal der rat ek ladki mujhe
Apni scuty par bahoot door le gayi aur boli
"Jo chahe lelo" maine scuty mang li, kapde to mere pas bahoot hai.


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chahat

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Oy chavla sms bad mein parh lena

«Reply #19 on: November 20, 2006, 11:09:58 AM »

Toilet sy bahir atty huway aik ak admi ny jamadar ko kaha yeh lo 3 rupyâ?¦
Jamadar uss ki batt nahi sunta.
Admi phir kehta hai yeh lo 3 rupy,
Jamadar phir nahi sunta,
Akhir tang a kar admi jamadar ko kehta hai
Oy chavla sms bad mein parh lena.


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chahat

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Its simple u stupid

«Reply #20 on: November 21, 2006, 02:47:53 PM »

Once upon a time, god gave jesus and devil a task 2 type on their computers,
As they were busy typing, the electricity went off and back in 10 minutes time.
Jesus reopened his existing task and continued typing,but as devil couldn't see his he said 2 god, ''god, jesus is cheating, he has his task reopened and mine is gone''.
Then god replied, it's simple u stupid devil,jesus saves.


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chahat

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I gave him his two dollars back.

«Reply #21 on: November 22, 2006, 10:13:31 AM »

A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought
a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed
to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I
have some bad news.

The donkey died. "Well, then, just give me my money back."
Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK, then, just unload the donkey."

"What ya gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.

I'm going to raffle him off.""You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure, I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
said the Cajun.

A month later the farmer met up the Cajun and asked,
"What happened with that dead donkey?"

The Cajun replied, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred
tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."


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chahat

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Silly Questions with funny answers

«Reply #22 on: November 23, 2006, 11:39:02 AM »

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


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chahat

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He forgot to take his cigratte out of his mouth

«Reply #23 on: November 24, 2006, 10:41:58 AM »

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


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chahat

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One hundred percent

«Reply #24 on: November 26, 2006, 10:42:59 AM »

A patient was suffering from a diseases and he was badly in trouble so he went to the docotor and asked:

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".


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chahat

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So she swam back

«Reply #25 on: November 27, 2006, 10:23:35 AM »

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.


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chahat

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Dogs and cats are better than kids because....

«Reply #26 on: November 28, 2006, 01:37:55 PM »

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.


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chahat

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I stepped out of the circle three times. ha ha ha ha ha ha..

«Reply #27 on: November 29, 2006, 12:30:58 PM »

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"


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chahat

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Description of different type of jobs and others...

«Reply #28 on: November 30, 2006, 10:18:13 AM »

1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


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Wife and Husband

«Reply #29 on: December 01, 2006, 10:46:08 AM »

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.


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