Jokes abt...MeN :P

>Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
>A: Puppies grow up.
>
>Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
>A: Because they are...
>
>Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
>A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
>
>Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
>ground first?
>A: Who cares??.....
>
>Q: What did God say after he created man? (This ones THE BEST)
>A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
>
>Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
>A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
>
>Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
>A: i) no mind ii) no business
>
>Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
>A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
>
>Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
>A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
>
>Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
>of driving.
>
>Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
>A: Exchange him!!!.
>
>Q: Why do men like smart women?
>A: Opposites attract

hehe :D sahi hai na