Jokes

hi guys. if u are intersted in sharing any jokes then post your jokes here,,

i will start wid these jokes:

Friendship

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.

Two boys were playing cricket in the street. This always annoyed the man outside whose house they were playing and he ran out and accosted the one who was bowling.

Cricket:

'How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want you playing cricket outside my house! D'you understand?'

The boy said nothing.

'I said, do you understand?'

The boy remained silent and walked away.

The irate householder turned to the other boy. 'He's not much of a talker, is he?'

'He's not much of a bowler either. He just put the ball through your window!'

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