*Jokes*:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Roja

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Wo kaun sa hindi geet hai jisme "Internet Expolrer ka zikar kiya gaya?

Hint : The heroin also refers to herself as Internet Explorer

The Answer is ... : Maine Pyar Kiya ... and the Song Goes....

Aaja shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)

Mausam ne li angda IE

Tu chal... Mai IE...!!

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Once all scientists die and go to heaven, they decided to play hide n seek.

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed
to count up to 100.. and then start searching..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Then Newton just draw
a square of 1 meter and stands in it in front of Einstein.

Einsteins counting... 98, 99... 100....

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. Einstein
says "Newton out... Newton out.."..!!

Newton denies and says I am not out. He claims that he is
not Newton... All the scientist came out and he proves that
He is not Newton.... How?... Socho... !!

His Proof....

Newton says : I am standing in a square of area 1 meter square...
That means I am Newton per meter square... Hence I am Pascal.
Since Newton per meter square = Pascal..

:D

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Teacher : " A " for...

Student (In a low voice)..... Apple..!!

Techer : Jor Se Bolo

Student : JAI MATA DI

:D [/color]


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Pooja

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«Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 12:50:44 AM »

good one roja


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Talat

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«Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 03:49:02 PM »


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Roja

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«Reply #3 on: October 13, 2007, 08:27:55 AM »

Thanks Pooja di and Talat Sis :D


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Roja

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«Reply #4 on: October 13, 2007, 08:30:47 AM »

Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word
is repeated Two times.

Sardar : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.

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Rajbir

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«Reply #5 on: October 13, 2007, 12:44:58 PM »


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arsenmen

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«Reply #6 on: October 13, 2007, 01:34:44 PM »

yeh sab monitor ne kabhi pada hi nahi hai kya....purane hAI NA


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Roja

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«Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 08:23:20 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

yeh sab monitor ne kabhi pada hi nahi hai kya....purane hAI NA

Arsenmen ji... pade bhi honge yeh mera apna jokes toh nahi tha... bas ek aur bar pade to toda muskura diya... ismain pareshan hone ki kya bath hai?? Jokes purane hi sahi... Hasna Mana Hai Kya???


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«Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 07:28:02 PM »

Humne To Pehli Baar Padha Hai I Liked It Roja JI,.

Aresmen Ji,.
Duniya Mein Har Cheez Pooraani Hai,.
Magar Bahot Logon Se Anjaani Hai,.


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