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« on: April 24, 2008, 10:57:21 PM »

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:

"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....


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Re: Jokes

« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 10:59:16 PM »

The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300
days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called
the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem. "What's the problem ?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home


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Re: Jokes

« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 11:00:48 PM »

A Husband tells his wife:

Do u know that women talk 4400 times a day where as men 2200 times a day.

His wife replies: That is because we women have to tell twice to men.

husband:what? ?...... tongue3