just read.........:SMS , mobile & JOKES

just read.........

by sunny_bunny on October 06, 2005, 05:44:45 PM

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1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has
got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a
thought)

3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
why isn'tthe whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6 .Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit
around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

11. What does OK actually mean? (olli kuchi)

12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will
stay and watch)

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

15. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot? (can somebody help)

16. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

17. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange
isntit)

18. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio
would you
be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

19. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights
on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

20. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

21. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the
core of the
earth? (this is nice)

22. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you
legally can't
go that fast on any road? ( break the law)

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