Misfortune

This is guaranteed to bring a smile on your lips..... :lol:


One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and
he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look
terrible.What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was
running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

yaar rishi joke tho accha tha lekin aakhir ka line  howz that bola na hssi aayi poocha...useese saara maza kirkira hogaya

Thanx Salma for appreciating this and thanx aga for taking my side but still I hope ab us paagal ladke ko koi prob nahi ho mere joke se.....Thanx again to both of u

Arey Rishi he was juz kidding ..dont mind haan....!!!

haina shareef aap ne mazak me he bola na lolzz ha ha ..... ..bolo haannnnnnnn mazak me he bola lol haan kya karein aaj kal ke pagal hoshiyar jo hogaye hain ..jaise ke aap lol

rishi bura laga to ye bande ke tharaf se sorry haan

now juz cillax