More Sardarji's jokes!!

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u exchange?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 exchang in the lower berth..

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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
Person : What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Sardar : O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........Sardar
said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U
divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..