O frend ji main kiha,tussi mitha aam ho,cola da jam ho,sirdurd da balm ho,sara kuch theek hai,bus yaad nahi karde es waaste badnaam ho.
A sardar went to radio shop and started shouting,"kamino,maine PHILIPS ka radio manga tha,par isko ON kiya to yeh bolta hai ki yeh ALL INDIA RADIO.
MUSKURAHAT tumahre sms se militi hai ,dil ko rahat tumhare sms se milti hai,band mat karna kabhi sms karna tum,dil ki yeh dhadkan tumahre sms se chalti hai.
A Chinese ws in hspital.Sardar went 2 meet him.Chinese said"CHING CHING MOU..CHU CHA"& died.Sardar went china ti knw the meaning-SAALE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA!
Wats the most unreasonable demand?Ans.no,its not my asking u2 bcom my frend.Its 2negros standingin frnt of a white wall in blak dress& demandin a color photograph.
A person who truly loves u n knws u,is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while EVERYONE ELSE still believes in the smile on ur face.
To love someone is a natural instinct.To be loved by someone is luck.To live with someone u love is achievement.To live with someone who loves u is life..
Dali ne dali par nazar dali kisi ne iss par dali kisi ne us par dali humne jiss par nazar dali uske baap ne uski shaadi kahi aur kar dali.
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,kyunki tumne toh hamesha cello tape hi use ki hai.
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,jise pyar kiya woh patna chali gayi,dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le jalim plug ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.
Ghunghat mein tuje dekha to dewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua.Shamma ka parwana hua.Masti ka mastana hua.Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya to is duniya se ravana hua!
Hindi teacher asks-Kaal kitne parkaar ke hote hai?Santa replies-local kaal,ISD kaal,Trunk kaal & Sasrai kaal.
A lover may make u realize
how wonderful the world is,but
its a frend.....
who makes u realize how
wonderful
you r to the
world...
What is friendship?"you
fight about the smallest things in
life when you are together
and miss those very smallest things
when u r torn apart by time;)
Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye..aapki ek muskurahat ne hamare hosh udaa diye..hum hosh mein aane hi waale the.. ki aap fir se muskura diye...
on eTI community..
