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by myheart_ursonly on December 11, 2004, 02:04:49 AM
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«Reply #15 on: December 15, 2004, 10:28:43 AM »
Quote from: "akela"
Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile


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«Reply #16 on: December 15, 2004, 11:01:52 AM »
Santa Singh Apne Dost Se Puchhte Hai Ki Ye Badi
Ajib Baat Hai Ki Ek Envelope Sare Hindustan Ka
Safar Sirf Ek Rupaye Ki Postage Stamp Laga Kar
Leta Hai Aur Humko Safar Karne Ke Liye Itne Saare
Rupaye Dene Padte Hai. Unke Dost Kehte Hai Yaar Ye
To Govt. Ka Rule Hai Koi Kya Kar Sakta Hai.santa
Singh Sochta Hai Ki Yeh To Galat Baat Hai Aur Train
Mein Safar Karne Ke Liye Ek Postage Stampapne Maathe
Par Laga Lete Hai. Train Ka Ticket Checker Aata Hai Aur
Santa Se Ticket Maangta Hai. Santa Singh Apna Maatha Aage
Kar Deta Hai. Checker Kehta Hai Ki Train Ki Ticket
Dikhao. Santa- Mere Paas To Yahi Hai. Checker Usko Police
Station Le Jata Hai Police Santa Ko Zamin Par Daal Kar
Danda Marti Hai Santa Hasne Lagta Hai,, Police Phir Danda
Marti Hai Santa Phir Hasta Hai,, Aur Ye Silsila Thodi Der
Tak Chalta Hai. Jab Police Wale Thak Jaate Hai To Santa Se
Puchhte Hai Ki Hum Tujhe Dande Maar Rahe Hai Aur Tum
Ho Ki Hase Ja Rahe Ho. Santa Singh Kehta Hai Ki Tum Bhi
Ek Dum Paagal Ho,, Maine Stamp To Maathe Par Laga Rakhi
Hai Aur Tum Itni Der Se Mohar Pechhchhe Laga Rahe Ho.



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Meena
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«Reply #17 on: December 15, 2004, 10:48:04 PM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
one more blonde joke...


A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first."
"If I take them off I'll die." The girl replies.
For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones.
"If I take them off I'll die." The blonde responds again.
The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones but she's getting really frustrated by now. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. As soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.
The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens: "breath in....breath out....breath in...."



 sad5  btw i miss meena ji  :tounge:  today. where r you meena ji??    :hug:


 :lol:  :lol:  ki gal mundeya?  :D
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«Reply #18 on: December 15, 2004, 11:06:44 PM »
Quote from: "Meena"
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
one more blonde joke...


A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first."
"If I take them off I'll die." The girl replies.
For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones.
"If I take them off I'll die." The blonde responds again.
The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones but she's getting really frustrated by now. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. As soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.
The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens: "breath in....breath out....breath in...."



 sad5  btw i miss meena ji  :tounge:  today. where r you meena ji??    :hug:


 :lol:  :lol:  ki gal mundeya?  :D




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Meena
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«Reply #19 on: December 15, 2004, 11:09:54 PM »
offooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  :evil:  yeh kya laga raha hai, likhna nahin aata kuch kya? Puzzled !
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«Reply #20 on: December 15, 2004, 11:14:04 PM »
Quote from: "Meena"
offooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  :evil:  yeh kya laga raha hai, likhna nahin aata kuch kya? Puzzled !



 :slap:  mere jokes ki tareef nahi ki aapne aaj... meena ji  :rolleyes:


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Meena
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«Reply #21 on: December 15, 2004, 11:16:52 PM »
kyu karon?  :D apke jokes ko koi heere moti lage hai kya?  :lol:
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«Reply #22 on: December 15, 2004, 11:23:11 PM »
Quote from: "Meena"
kyu karon?  :D apke jokes ko koi heere moti lage hai kya?  :lol:


to heere moti honge tabhi tareef karengi aap... kuch karna padega meena ji.... chalo heere moti le aata hun  Puzzled !


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Meena
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«Reply #23 on: December 15, 2004, 11:24:04 PM »
kaha se chori karoge?  :lol:
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #24 on: December 15, 2004, 11:40:47 PM »
Quote from: "Meena"
kaha se chori karoge?  :lol:



kahin se bhi


anything for you :hug:
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Meena
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«Reply #25 on: December 15, 2004, 11:50:08 PM »
choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor chooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr policeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee policeeeeeeeeeeee!
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #26 on: December 15, 2004, 11:53:44 PM »
ruko pehle dekh to lo police ko kyun bula rahi ho  glasses2


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Meena
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«Reply #27 on: December 16, 2004, 12:01:10 AM »
u r trying to give me RISHWAT?  Puzzled !
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #28 on: December 16, 2004, 12:14:09 AM »
no re!... ye to pyar ka tohfa hai tumhare chor bf ka... ek diamond ring .... lol


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Meena
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«Reply #29 on: December 16, 2004, 12:36:39 AM »
hahahaha ji shukriya but i dont like gold wold aur juweliers  Puzzled !  apne gf ko de dena  :lol:
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