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«Reply #30 on: December 16, 2004, 01:05:53 AM »

gf ka naam bhi liya to bhoon ke rakh dunga :mgun: :mgun: :mgun: :mgun: :mgun:

i m serious no kidding this time. dont talk abt gf. else everything ok...

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«Reply #31 on: December 16, 2004, 01:33:25 AM »

sorry


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«Reply #32 on: December 16, 2004, 01:35:33 AM »

Quote from: "Meena"

sorry

yeah better glasses2

thts like a gud gal Puzzled !

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«Reply #33 on: December 16, 2004, 01:14:54 PM »

A store that sells husbands has just opened up in Ottawa where a woman may go to chose a husband from among many men. The store is compromised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's up further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "that's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - THese men have jobs, love children and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, better." she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are extremely good looking and help with housework. "WOW!" Exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, further up! And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - THese men have jobs, love children, are extremely good looking, help with house work, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?". So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

Puzzled !


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«Reply #34 on: December 16, 2004, 01:31:24 PM »

great short joke heart :lol:


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«Reply #35 on: December 16, 2004, 01:45:44 PM »

yeah

short one :mrgreen:


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«Reply #36 on: December 23, 2004, 01:52:23 PM »

Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto(lottery)".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the temple..................... "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple.................. "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my b siness, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. . don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God "Bholaji, buy a damn lottery ticket first".

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«Reply #37 on: December 28, 2004, 11:21:31 PM »

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"


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«Reply #38 on: December 28, 2004, 11:22:20 PM »

This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, drinks it by the radiator, walks over to the window, and jumps out.

Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, drinks it by the radiator, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.

Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.

About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!"

The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you drink warm beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."

"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, drinks it by the radiator, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.

The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're evil when you're drunk." glasses2


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«Reply #39 on: December 28, 2004, 11:48:24 PM »

lol hearty...gud ones


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«Reply #40 on: December 28, 2004, 11:51:03 PM »

kya baat hai nishi....... hearty k saath spammer lagana bhool gayee :tounge:


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«Reply #41 on: December 29, 2004, 12:54:12 AM »

hey.. i said sorry rite? agar tumhe inna hi bura laga to ..i wont trouble u nemore.. sorry once again


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«Reply #42 on: December 29, 2004, 12:56:23 AM »

its okay..... bura maan gayee??? u can say anything u want...... okay?


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«Reply #43 on: January 01, 2005, 07:02:52 AM »

SALAM JEE!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE FRNDZ~~~

LOVE WILL FIND A WAY.................


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«Reply #44 on: January 01, 2005, 05:33:22 PM »

happy new year fakharnaveed


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