Hello frendz :D :idea:
A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father ??
Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story
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Santa Singh at an interview:
Question: What is Ford?
Santa: Gaddi!!!
Question: Good, what is Oxford?
Santa: Bailgaddi!
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Three sardarji went to fish. One of them caught a mermaid.
The mermaid begged them to let her go. Each of them wanted a boon. She agreed to it.
The first sardarji asked to double his 'IQ'. So the mermaid granted his wish.
The second sardarji asked to triple his 'IQ'. His was granted too.
And the third sardarji asked to quintuple his 'IQ'. The mermaid warned him about the consequences that his image might be changed.
But he insisted. At once the mermaid granted his wish and he changed into a sardarni!
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One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!!" Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down
when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter
named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not
Santa Singh.
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1)SARDAR apne Bete ko: Gadhe tu kaisi Maachis laya hai, ek bhi tili nahi jalti. BETA: Kya baat karte ho! ek-ek check karke laya hu!
2)Srdar-Y r all these people runing?Man-This is a race,the winner wil get the cup.Srdar-If only the winner wil get the cup,y r others running
3)Man:Sardarji where were you born? Sardar:PUNJAB. Man:which part? Sardar: oye, part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in punjab
4)Santa: I m a proud sardar,"my son is in medical collage". Banta:'Really? Wat he is studying?" SANTA: He is not studying. They r studying him
5)Sardarji went 4 an interview. Interviewer: what's ur date of birth ? Sardarji:15 Jan Interviewer: Which year? Sardarji : Every Year!
6)Nurse to sardarji : mubark ho....aap papa ban gaye...!! sardarji to Nurse : meri wife ko mat batana...mein use surprise dunga..
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1 pakistani in moon = no problem
100 pakistani in moon = no problem
500 pakistani in moon = no problem
1000 pakistani in moon = no problem
all pakistani in moon ==" PROBLEM SOLVED"
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Chintoo : Yar Tujhe Maloom Hai ? Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai
Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hein Na
on eTI community..
