Once more!!!

No offence...just 4 fun!!!!!

Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain


A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning
becomes tight"


Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a
novel idea.  He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the
ticket and didn't travel.


A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha!  Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."


What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat


Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which  is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!


Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!


What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..


Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.


Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'


Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'


Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter
with two men  ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'  'What do u mean
by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.


Help....
The Titanic is going to be drowned....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got
the  experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into
the sea and comes  up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards......

Sardar ne apni PREGNET biwi
ko sms kiya 'KAISI HO' thodi
der bad sardar jor se nache
laga... Kyuki mobile par
report aaye DELIVERED !!

lolzzzzzzzz talat and kcpandey ji

thanks Nishita ji.....