One afternoon........

One afternoon,a woman was complaining to her new next door nieghbor that her husband always came home late,no matter how she tried  to stop him.
"Take my advice" said the neighbor,"& do what i did.Once my husband came home @ 3 o'clock in the morning,& from my bed i called out "is that u jim?".And that cured him.
"Cured him" asked the woman but "how did that cured him"?
The neighbor said "His name is Bill"



Luke's wife bought a new line of cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting b4 the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked"Darling,honestly what age wud u say iam?"

Looking over her carefully Luke replied"Judging from ur skin:twenty, ur hair :eighteen, and ur figure;twenty five"
"Oh u flatterer!!!" she gushed.
"Hey wait a minute" Luke interrupted "I haven't added them up yet"..

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