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HumTum

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There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E
asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E
asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow answered well what
will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose
both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.


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HumTum

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«Reply #1 on: April 20, 2005, 03:30:37 PM »

This incident happened when we were in college. Two Biharis talking
to each other,
" Aaj Mother teresa a rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge
na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn't know who
is Mother Teresa and replied back, " nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis
film nahin dekhte hain.


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HumTum

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«Reply #2 on: April 20, 2005, 03:31:16 PM »

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will
dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by
the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one
Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't
sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen
hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".


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«Reply #3 on: April 20, 2005, 03:31:34 PM »

Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there
during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly
constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever
before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like
Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha
tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka
speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).


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HumTum

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«Reply #4 on: April 20, 2005, 03:31:53 PM »

A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena,
the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari
says koi baat nahin do house full de do.


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~Saloni~

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«Reply #5 on: April 20, 2005, 04:03:38 PM »

pehle se pade huye hain par achhe hain.........................thanx for sharing HUMTUM


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jindagi

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«Reply #6 on: April 21, 2005, 05:33:20 AM »

lol.............................................. ...hum tum


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #7 on: April 21, 2005, 08:09:52 AM »

..............................................buh at khoob hum tum...........................................


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Talat

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«Reply #8 on: April 21, 2005, 12:13:45 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there
during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly
constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever
before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like
Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha
tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka
speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).

What do you mean by taking the name of Aligarh !!!! Its in western UP :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$

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«Reply #9 on: April 23, 2005, 02:13:51 PM »

Quote from: "HumTum"

:lol: :lol: jiyo munnaa.. chaa gayee..


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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$

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«Reply #10 on: April 23, 2005, 02:14:56 PM »

Quote from: "Talat"

Quote from: "HumTum"

Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there
during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly
constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever
before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like
Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha
tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka
speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).

What do you mean by taking the name of Aligarh !!!! Its in western UP :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

arey thats only a joke Talat jee.. gussa mat kijiye :lol:


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Talat

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«Reply #11 on: April 23, 2005, 05:30:37 PM »

Quote from: "MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$"

arey thats only a joke Talat jee.. gussa mat kijiye :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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HumTum

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«Reply #12 on: April 26, 2005, 02:32:43 PM »

Quote from: "Talat"

Quote from: "MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$"

arey thats only a joke Talat jee.. gussa mat kijiye :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

that wasn't only joke ... it's reality isn't Huh?


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