oops!!! so deeeeeeeeep!!!

by myheart_ursonly on December 05, 2004, 03:49:37 AM
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An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm,
so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

A month later he returns to the dealer
to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and
he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens,

"I think I know where I'm going wrong"

he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep."


 :mrgreen:
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Rishi
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«Reply #1 on: December 05, 2004, 04:37:43 AM »
ha ha ha ha....good one heart....check mine too, i hope u will like them..!
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.  

The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees.  No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #2 on: December 05, 2004, 10:46:19 AM »
rishi     :slap:  




gaye humari maata hai
rishi ko kuch nahi aata hai
jisko pooja jata hai
uspe joke kyun sunata hai

 :twisted:


lol just kiddin
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #3 on: December 05, 2004, 10:49:31 AM »
hehehheehe
naughty one  frm me


Mother - Do you Know The Meaning of Mangal Sutra
Daughter - Yes Mummy, Its a Licence to do Kama Sutra


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Meena
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«Reply #4 on: December 05, 2004, 04:11:22 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

heart=besharam  Puzzled !
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