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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :

Phulwa,RaamPyaari,

RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were

crawling on the

wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa

started to sing a song. the

moment Phulwa

stopped singing the song,

RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and

RaamChuri

fell down

from the wall !!!...

WHY
coz, they all started clapping



Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.

lecture ke baad use bhookh

lagti hai. so

he goes to the canteen. canteen

mein gattu ek pav leta hai.

jaise hi woh

pav khane ke liye uthata hai to

dekhta hai ki uski plate mein

"jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai

ki gattu jiska

lecture attend karke aa raha hai!

, us proffessor ka

naam kya hai???
The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a

song from film "Dil Se"




A railway station beggar meets another beggar.

A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.

What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"



What wud u call a Gal who never

laughs....?
HASINA ! (HASI-NA)


Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2

cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have

anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat

will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette another deadly answer - Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win

Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer - Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".






Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love

with each other and want to get married, but cannot.

Why?

Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is

illegal.




Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water

level

of the pond increases. How? A - The other 9 fish are crying
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