Sardar Fury

Q: How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.  :lol:  


Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt

sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on

the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the

station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he

felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved

more service.So, when the Sardarji fell asleep,

the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the

station arrived,the Sardarji was woken up, and he

went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his

face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the

mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken

my 20 rupees and woken up someone else".      :wink:   yom   :lol