sardar&mendak

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on.

The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat.

So one of them asks Santa Singh,

"Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?"

..... comes the reply,

" Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!"





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Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read," Padne waala Gadha."

Santa singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back, "Likhne waala Gadha"