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sachin_9810******

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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,

"Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed. "All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but and old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied,

"OH!

THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ??"


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dhadkan

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«Reply #1 on: May 10, 2005, 03:43:43 PM »

yaar mujhe kuch samakh me nahi aya.......................... :?:


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #2 on: May 10, 2005, 03:48:52 PM »

well sorry yaar but main isse jayada simple language use nahin kar sakta


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #3 on: May 10, 2005, 03:50:18 PM »

Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would
like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and
returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought.
he went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut and new hair color,
new outfit,
big sunglasses,
then waited a few days before he again
approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.[/b]


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GoldenEvent

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Very Funny

«Reply #4 on: July 11, 2005, 02:53:02 PM »

very funny yaar Sachin , really really really :lol:
Kia Sardar aesey hi hotey hein ?


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