School Time Jokes...

by NewYorker on April 07, 2005, 08:02:22 PM
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«Reply #15 on: May 02, 2005, 09:19:12 PM »
The teacher comes to class on the first day of std I students.

"Those of you who think that you are stupid please stand up," she says. All the children look at each other and then, one small girl timidly stands up. Every child in the class looks at the girl and then, finally, the teacher asks her," My dear, why do you think that you are stupid?'

The girl answers," I don't. I just wanted to give you company."

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #16 on: May 03, 2005, 01:16:23 AM »
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.  :wink:

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«Reply #17 on: May 03, 2005, 09:39:24 AM »
Quote from: "NewYorker"
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.  :wink:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
nice worl again
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«Reply #18 on: May 05, 2005, 11:31:27 PM »
A kid was playing on the beach. Suddenly he comes back to his dad and grabs him by the hand and leads him to beach.

Pointing to a dead Sea Gull on the shore he asks, "Daddy! what happened to him?"

The dad with all the wisdom replies, "Son, he died and went to heaven".

The kid thought for a while and said "did God throw him back down?"
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«Reply #19 on: May 05, 2005, 11:32:37 PM »
A family had invited some relatives over for dinner.

At the dinner table right before starting to eat, the mother asks her 5 year old daughter "Honey! won't you give thanks to god before you eat?"

The daughter replied "I don't know what to say!".

The mother feeling motherly says, "honey, just say what mom says".

Then the daughter closed her eyes and said "God!! why did I invite all these people?"

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #20 on: May 06, 2005, 01:43:34 AM »
.................................. aap ...................aye........................... .....aur................dil......chura k bagh gaye.............................................



joker  jee
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«Reply #21 on: May 10, 2005, 01:52:44 AM »
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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«Reply #22 on: May 10, 2005, 01:56:53 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ................................................. ..........................
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«Reply #23 on: May 10, 2005, 06:24:17 AM »
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«Reply #24 on: June 04, 2005, 01:25:42 AM »
Teacher to class: "A for?"
Class: "Apple !!!!"
Teacher: "JOR SE BOLO"
Class: "JAI MATA DI !!!!!!!"

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«Reply #25 on: June 04, 2005, 05:30:35 AM »
Rail ke Dibbe mein ye kissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samjhaane ki koshish ki bahut
us ko bahlaane ki koshish ki bahut

thak ke aakhir loriyaan gaane lagi
bijliyaan kaano par barsaane lagi

das minute tak loriyaan jab vo gaa chuki
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmi

Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kijiye
aap is bachche ko rone dijiye ...

(n/m)
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«Reply #26 on: June 19, 2005, 10:42:23 AM »
bahut khoob nice one dude i liked it............................................... .......
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«Reply #27 on: June 25, 2005, 11:44:16 PM »
A father and his 6-year-old son walk into a bank. When they get in line the son notices the very large woman in front of them.

The son tugs at the dad’s jacket and says, "Daddy, look! That lady is huge!" the father replies "yes son she's as big as a truck".

About a minute later the large woman’s beeper goes off and the kid pushes his father out of the way and yells, "Look out dad!!! It’s backing up!"
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«Reply #28 on: July 11, 2005, 02:54:34 AM »
President Bush is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," Bush says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Bush. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Bush, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying the Bush Family were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Bush beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy? " "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
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«Reply #29 on: July 11, 2005, 03:07:27 AM »
good one dude.......thanks for sharing.......they all r hilarious :lol: ......LOL
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