Siddhu ki commentary..!

Siddhu's commentry

>* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an
oncoming train which will run them over.

>* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

>* Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
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>* India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

>* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

>* If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!

>* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

>* 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

>* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

>* He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but
cannot go beyond 30!

> ? The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,
that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have
wings!

>* The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!

>* As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
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>* The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

>* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

>* He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.

>* The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

>*Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!

>* We are all Adam's children - it's just the silk that makes all the
difference!

>* The way indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!

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