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«Reply #15 on: March 31, 2005, 07:55:04 AM »

RAILWAY mei job hai...KAROGE ? salary 20000 /- milegi

Job : RAJDHANI EXP.Ki Headlight kharab ho gayi hai Torch lekar aage aage bhagna hai.

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jis tarah heere ko heera katta hai...
sone ko sona katta hai....
lohe ko loha katta hai....
theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta katega....

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Chaand ye kaali ghata, chhati to hogi
sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi
tum laakh chupaao duniya se magar
akele mein tumhe apni shakal per hasi aati to hogi

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«Reply #16 on: March 31, 2005, 07:58:43 AM »

2 men meet,both lookin 4 their lost wives.
1st:Wats urs look like?
2nd:Shes 5"9',36-24-36,fair,blonde,blue eyed.n urs?
1st:4get mine,lets find urs.

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Beauty is not
How u look....

It is not how
handsome u r....

it is not
ur Figure too...

Beauty is the
inner self....

So change ur
Underwear daily...!

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Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

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Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those outside r desperate to get in & d ones who r in side r very keen 2get out..

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«Reply #17 on: March 31, 2005, 08:06:11 AM »

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye
Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye
Jab saat din mein bhi khujali na mite
to 8ve din naha lena chahiye.

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Three Things i LIKE about YOU
1._____

2.___ ___

3.______

Arre kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein..

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Ek Yug tha Log ghar ke darwaze par likhte the-ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha-SHUBH LAABH
Phir likha-UR WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain-KUTTE SE SAVDHAN

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Wife - i will die
husband - i will also die.
wife - why do u want 2 die?
Husb- because ma itni khusi bardast nahi kar sakta

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«Reply #18 on: March 31, 2005, 08:12:08 AM »

Height of selfiness.
Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabra pe diya bujha gaye,
baki jo tel tha diye mei sara sir pe laga gaye.

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Sadhu:He Bhagwan tu muje Dard de,Dukh de,Sare sansar ka Gum de,Kasht de,Takleef de.
Chela:Baba itni saari demand Qn karte ho,BIWI maanglo!

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Newton's 4th law :

LOVE CAN NEITHER
B CREATED
NOR DESTROYED-

IT CAN ONLY B TRANSFERRED...

FROM 1 girlfriend
2 ANOTHER..

with some loss
of money...

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Kiss is not like Nokia.Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike.Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi.Yeh Dil Mange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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«Reply #19 on: March 31, 2005, 08:16:18 AM »

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

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Kehetey hai ke ishque mein raton ki neend udd jati hai,
kambakth koi hum se bhi ishque kare,hummey neendh bahuth aati hai!

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Geeta mein likha hai...

Aare baba yahan nahi, geeta me likha hai....

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A rose4u $4.
a card4u $5.
a lunch4u $50.
a frnd lik u..priceles!..

Abe jhad pe mat chad.
priceles bole to"FOKAT"

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

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«Reply #20 on: March 31, 2005, 08:18:48 AM »

Just close ur eyes and think of urself 4 ten sec.
now open ur eyes and u will realise that u ve wasted 10 sec thinking of a useless thing!
So always think of me!

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EYES:To look at u.
HAND:To pray for u.
MIND:To remember u.
HEART:To care for u.
snd
and
and
and
and
and
LEGS:To kick u if u forget me.

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There are 8 ways to
describe U..

nice

friendly

so cute

loving
very sweet

Stud

charming

thoughtful
in
short

ur just like me!

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V
E
Land of Sorrow
O
V
E
L
Ocean of tear"s
V
E
L
O
Valley of death
E
L
O
V
End of life
so never fall in love.

..Continue flirting

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«Reply #21 on: March 31, 2005, 08:26:42 AM »

To live a life WE need..
Brains..
Reflexes..
Luck..
IQ..
Knowledge..
Expression..
Perception..n
Many mental qualities..
HATS OFF 2 U.!
U R MANAGING WTHOUT THEM!

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A woman is always right.
Sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, irritable and even downright stupid
.... but NEVER EVER wrong...!

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Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe,
badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mile tum,
national zoological park se churaya hai tumhe.

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Shadi par wo boli: aap ho mere "PRANNATH" aur main apke "CHARNO KI DASI".
Shadi ke baad wo ho gaya "CHARANDAS" aur woh ho gayi"PRANO KI PYASI

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What is difference between Watch & Wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hae to bandh ho jati hae aur Dushri bigarti hae to challu ho jati hae !

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Ur special to me.
I dont want any thing happen to u.
I want u to be safe but i cant always b there,
so Pls be careful when u swing on trees.

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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai..
sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu..ajkal kambkhat bill bahut ata hai.

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«Reply #22 on: March 31, 2005, 08:33:09 AM »

I LOVE U ! Really i do ! No kidding !
Belive me i luv u like anything! Swear !
What ur asking me y i luv u? B coz Maneka GANDHI says luv cute animals like u....

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MY eye's miss u
MY Feel's Luv u
MY Hand need u
MY mind Call u
MY Heart just4u
MY Life is you
I'll die without u.
I LOVE YO

aisa bajuwali kaheti hai!

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"1>u r a nice person

2>Line 1 is True

3>Line 2 is false if line 1 is True

4>Both 2 & 3 r correct

5>All 4 r wrong

confused?
now msg & confuse others.

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no visits...

no calls...

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls...

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

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«Reply #23 on: March 31, 2005, 08:37:29 AM »

Aaj k bad
muje call
mat karna

na
sms
karna
baat
bhi
mat
karna
milneki
kosihish to
bilkul mat
karna

kyonki

Dr. ne muje pagal logo se dur
rahane ko kaha he

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A
B
C
D
A-u"r atractive
B-u"r d best
C-u"r cute
D-u"r dear 2 me
E
F
G

E-u"r xcelent
F-u"r funny
G-u"r gud lookin

H
I
J

H-he he he!
I-i"m
J-joking!

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Always listen to your
wife.
She gives
Sound Advice:

99% Sound
and
1% Advice.

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«Reply #24 on: April 04, 2005, 09:32:59 PM »

EXAMS R LIKE GIRLFRIEND ..........
1. Too many question
2. Hard to understand
3. Too many explanation needed
4. Result always "FAIL".
So be careful.

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Jab barish hoti hai,tum yaad aate ho.
jab kali ghata chhaye,tum yaad aate ho.
jab bheegte hain tum yaad aateho
Batao Mera Chhata Kab Doge.

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To be happy with a man u must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman u must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Laloo 2 his P.A- Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A: Goal karne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

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Safar lamba..hai Dost banaate rahiye,
Dil mile-na-mile Haath badhaate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye Bahut costly padega,
magar Har taraf Mumtaaz banaate rahiye....

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«Reply #25 on: April 04, 2005, 09:35:38 PM »

khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
raste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha...

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Describe a happy man?
Ans: Daughter on the cover of Femina,
Son on cover of Sports World,
Mistress on cover of Playboy,
Wife on list of "missing people.,

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«Reply #26 on: April 04, 2005, 09:41:56 PM »

If i dstrb u

Im sorry!

But i need

To say

I..

I luv..

disturbing U !

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In a Year I am:

365 days
Dreaming of U

8,760 hrs
Thinking of U

5,25,600 mins
Missing U

3,15,36,000 sec
Treasuring U

2 min
creating this SMS
to LIE to you !

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You = Cute

You = Hot

You = Intelligent

You = amazing
You = Sweet

You = Perfect

Me = Liar

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«Reply #27 on: April 04, 2005, 10:04:29 PM »

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper:"ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai"
Sard:"Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE"

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Man:sardarji where were you born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab".

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Sardar proposed to a girl.Girl said I'm 1year elder to you.
Sardar said "oye no problem soniyee I'll marry you next year".

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Banta went to an eye specialist & asked "Doc,will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
Yes, why not"said the doc.
"Oh How nice it would be,I have been illiterate for so long" replied Banta.

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«Reply #28 on: April 04, 2005, 10:05:35 PM »

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa searching his living room.
Jasmeet:"What r u searchin?"
Santa:"Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet:"And what makes u think that there are hidden cams?"
Santa:"That guy on TV knows what I am doing.Every few minutes he keeps saying
'U r watching Star World'.
How does he know that?"

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Sardar goes to a hotel & after eating goes to wash hands but starts washing the basin.
The manager comes & asks,"aap kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar,"oye,idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin"

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Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena hahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk
sleeping in night,
morning becomes tight"

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«Reply #29 on: April 04, 2005, 10:06:37 PM »

Girl-'ll u mary me?
Sdar-No, in our family v only mary relativs.
Mom maried Dad,bhaiya maried bhabi,didi maried jiju. So i m sorry.

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Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the phone.
"Is this one one one one?"says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No,this is eleven eleven."
"Well,sorry wake u up on the middle of the night" "
That's ok.I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

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Nurse to sardarji : mubark ho....aap papa ban gaye...!!
sardarji to Nurse : meri wife ko mat batana...mein use surprise dunga..

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Santa: 'Look what type of glass they have made.
The top is closed.
How can u fill lassi in it?'
Banta:'Yes,that's funny. Even if u make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay when the bottom is open?'

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