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«Reply #30 on: April 04, 2005, 10:09:07 PM »

1 din 1 daku 1 sardar ke ghar me ghuss gaya aur bola'sona kahan hai?

sardar bola ullu ke patthey,poora ghar khali hai kahin bhi soja. . . .

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Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: oh really?? what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying, they r studying him.

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Sardar sees a truck being towed away by another truck.
He laughs,rolls on the ground & cannot control his laugh.
Someone asks him what is so funny?
sardar says:ek rassi ko uthane k liye 2-2 truck!

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the.
Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai".
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na"

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«Reply #31 on: April 04, 2005, 10:10:14 PM »

A sardarji with two red ears went to doctor.
The doc asked him what had happened & he answered,"I was ironing a shirt & the phone rang-but I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed!
"But what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back"

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Santa Singh at an interview:
Question: What is Ford?
Santa: Gaddi!!!
Question: Good, what is Oxford?
Santa: Bailgaddi

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Santa appears for his exam.
He stares at the ques paper for 5 min & then takes his shoes off & turban,
shirt pant socks & throws, it out of the window.
The invigilator,alarmed asks what is going on. "
Oye, I am only following the instructions " it says here, 'Answer the questions in brief'."

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12 sardar
12 car mein
12 bajke
12 min
12 sec mein
12vi gali ke
12ve theatre mein
konsi film dhekhne gaye honge ?

YEH WAQT HAMARA HAI

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Hindi teacher asks: Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?
Sardar answers: 5 prakar ke.
Local kaal,
STD kaal,
Trunk kaal,
ISD kaal and
sasriakal !!!

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«Reply #32 on: April 04, 2005, 10:11:04 PM »

2 sardar were walking 2gether.
Pehla: Oye marr gaye.meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hai.
Dusra: Oye mein bhi yehi bolne wala tha.!!.

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4 great Sardarje inventions.
1.Water proof towel
2.A book on how to read.
3.Pedal powered wheel chair.
4.solar powered torch

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A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab today....
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more

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Ek sardar k peeche kutta pada tha vo pareshan ho k sochne laga
"saala card to BSNL ka dalvaya tha to phir network hutch ka kyon aa raha hai ?"

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1sardar to another: Oye kab tak akela rahega abto tuje ghar me PATNI le ani chahiye.
2nd sardar: Idea to achha hai... Lekin sochta hu kiski PATNI le aun?

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Santa was filling up an appli form for a job.He promptly
filled the columns NAME, AGE etc.Then he came to the
column Salary Expected: He wasnt sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote:Yes

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«Reply #33 on: April 04, 2005, 10:12:09 PM »

Santa & Banta were boasting of their parents achievements.
Santa:Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta:Yes.
Santa:My father dug it.
Banta:That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?
Santa : Yes.
Banta : My father killed it.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta behind in the line said,
"HA! HA! I've seen ur Password
Its 4 asterisks(****)
Santa Replies, "Ha! Ha!
Ur wrong.Its 5577

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Once a santa call another sardar on the phone and say
"Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon:.
Banta replies"Kamaal Hain,
ithe vi main bol raha hoon!"

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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do you know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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Sardar was trvling in train,
A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup.
Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH 2 MY CHILD !"

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«Reply #34 on: April 06, 2005, 09:12:08 PM »

A Surd was going by train from Del to Mum. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next station. The Surd's co-passengers asked him why he kept on buying tickets instead of buying a ticket for the entire.
The Surd replied that his doctor had advised him against taking long journeys

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Petrol ke dam badhhane pe sardarji bole, menu koi fark nahi padata,
pehle bhi 100rs ka dalvata tha,
abhi bhi 100rs ka hi dalvata hu...

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

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«Reply #35 on: April 06, 2005, 09:15:24 PM »

Sardar Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki,Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 kahi thanda na hojaye.

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American,French &Sardar having dinner with girlfriends.

American:'Pass the honey, my honey!'
French:'Pass the sugar my sugar!'
Wanting to impress his girlfriend the sardar said,'Pass the milk,my cow!'

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Sardar sees a shiny object in a store,asks,'Whats that?'
Clerk:'A thermos flask'
Sardar:'What does it do?'
Clerk:'Keeps hot things hot & cold things cold'
Sardar:'I'll buy it'
Next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.His sardar boss asks, 'What is that shiny object with u?'
Sardar:'Its a thermos'
Boss :'What does it do?'
Sardar: 'Keeps hot things hot & cold things cold.'
Boss 'Wow, what do u have in it?'
Sardar:'2 cups of coffee & a coke'

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«Reply #36 on: April 06, 2005, 09:17:56 PM »

Sardar enters kitchen.Opens sugar box,sees,closes.Again comes,opens box & closes.
Wife 'What r u doing?'
Sardar 'Doctor told me to check sugar level regularly'

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Reporter gets news 100 sardars killed at Amritsar station.Only 1 left alive.
Reporter: How did it happen?
Sardar: sab platform par wait kar rahe they.Anouncment hui Rajdhani 2no. platform par aa rahi hai.Jaise hi suna ki PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab jaan bachane patri par koode.Aur gaddi patri pe aa gayi.
reporter: Aap Patri par nahin kude?
Sardar: oe nahin main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha.announce hote hi main platform par chad gaya.

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Santa- Paaji, tune bangla bada badiya banaya hai,lekin bathroom mein bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta-oye,tu fir se flush mein nahaa aaya kya ?

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«Reply #37 on: April 10, 2005, 08:03:55 PM »

Sardar pe essay: Sardar ek vichitra prani hai, yeh guruduare ke aas paas paya jata hai, iska mukhy aahar anya manushya ka dimag hai, iska sir par ek yantra laga hota jo roz 12 baje bajta hai, iske sare shareer par baal hi baal hote hai, yeh punjab ke junglo main paya jata hai,isko gurupurab wale din badi matra main dekha ja sakta hai italy ke ladkiya is kism k prani par fida hoti hai,ye bada ho kar driver banne ke kaam aata hai.


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«Reply #38 on: April 10, 2005, 08:07:17 PM »

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'


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«Reply #39 on: April 10, 2005, 08:33:30 PM »

Santas & Banta playing ludo.
suddenly light goes,they light candle.
After sometime:
Santa "Yaar, bahot garmi hai, fan on karo."
banta "nahi,mombati buz jayegi"


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«Reply #40 on: April 10, 2005, 08:37:01 PM »

Santa : What strange socks u are wearing,one is green and the other is blue with red spots!

Banta : Yes, so strange. Ive' got another pair like that at home.


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«Reply #41 on: April 10, 2005, 08:41:18 PM »

Sardar going with his sister.
Someone shouts "oye,mashoqa le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slaps him & says"oye,mashooqa hogi teri.meri to behan hai"

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4 Sardars went to station & found that train is leaving & they started running & 2 of them catch the train & start laughing like crazy.

Someone asked "Oye Kya hua,itna kyon haans rahe ho?"

SARDAR BOLA "Kamal ho gaya, jinhe see off aaye thhe wo to niche hi reh gaye"

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Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, mechanic ne poocha 'EXIDE' ki lagaun?
Sardar bola: Yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE.

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«Reply #42 on: April 10, 2005, 08:43:22 PM »

Sardarji gave a story, which read : "Oh God, my wife is pregnant".
Organizers asked how it had all the 4 ingredients!!
Sardar explained:
Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
pregnant : suspense (girl or a boy)
"Okay. but where is the mystery?"
The sardar replied : who is the father?


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«Reply #43 on: April 10, 2005, 08:44:58 PM »

Panting and sweating, Santa and Banta on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill.
Banta "That was a tough climb,"
Santa "Sure was,And if I hadn't kept the brakes on, we would have slid down backward."

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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming
back from the office


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«Reply #44 on: April 10, 2005, 08:46:15 PM »

You should be sure the person is a sardar ji when he does
1.Sends a fax with a postage stamp
2.Tries to drown a fish in water
3.Trips over a cordless phone
4.Puts lipstic on his forehead to make up his mind
5.Studies 4 a blood test and fails
6.Misses bus 44, and takes 22 bus twice
7.Gets stabbed in a shoot out
8.Sells his car for petrol money
9.Drives to airport& sees a sign "airport left" he turns around and goes home............


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