SMS Fun

by Manish_Friend on March 29, 2005, 08:26:18 AM

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«Reply #45 on: April 10, 2005, 08:49:49 PM »

Santa asks a man the time. Man '4 o'clock'
Santa scratches head,'Oye! Kamaal hai! I've been asking people that questn all day & each time I get a diffrnt ansr.

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A passerby saw Santa & Banta doing something strange.
Santa was digging holes while Banta was filling them.
Person: Tell me,what are u doing?
Santa:There are 3 of us. I dig,Balwant plants the tree saplings & Banta fills in.
Today Balwant is ill, but that doesn't mean Banta & I get the day off, does it?"

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«Reply #46 on: April 12, 2005, 08:20:29 AM »

Srdar-Y r all these people runing?
Man-This is a race,the winner wil get the cup.
Srdar-If only the winner wil get the cup,y r others running


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«Reply #47 on: April 12, 2005, 08:22:47 AM »

Sardarji went 4 an interview.
Interviewer: what's ur date of birth ?
Sardarji:15 Jan
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardarji : Every Year!


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«Reply #48 on: April 12, 2005, 08:25:48 AM »

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train
Frnd: why
Srdr: Got upper berth
Frnd: Y did'nt u exchange?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 exchang in the lower berth

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SARDAR apne Bete ko: Gadhe tu kaisi Maachis laya hai, ek bhi tili nahi jalti.
BETA: Kya baat karte ho! ek-ek check karke laya hu!

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«Reply #49 on: April 12, 2005, 08:29:31 AM »

An American and a Sardar were walking down the street when the American exclaimed- look a dead bird.
The Sardar looks towards the sky and says- where, where??

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One sardar 2 other : Chal chess khele .
2nd sardar : Changa par ruk mein SPORTS SHOES pahan kar ataa hoon

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«Reply #50 on: April 16, 2005, 07:38:38 PM »

Doctor to Sardaar: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga;
25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..!


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«Reply #51 on: April 16, 2005, 07:41:59 PM »

Ek sardar bachpan se hi hairan,paresan aur full tension me tha--
Ye soch kar ki-meri bahen ke do bhai hai,fir mere ek hi bhai kyun?


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«Reply #52 on: April 16, 2005, 07:44:43 PM »

Sardar : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man."
Friend : "Did you follow them inside?"
"No yaar,"replied Sardarji, "I had already SEEN the Movie!


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«Reply #53 on: April 19, 2005, 08:07:54 AM »

Santa : After my Death you marry Banta singh
Wife : But Why ? He is Ur No.1 Enemy
Santa : Darling this is the only way I can take revenge with Banta


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«Reply #54 on: April 19, 2005, 08:09:43 AM »

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her


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«Reply #55 on: April 19, 2005, 08:14:10 AM »

Sardarni 2 husband- Sunoji, pyaar te ishq wich ki fark hai?
Sardar- Pyaar oh hai jo mein apni behen nu karda, te ishq oh hai jo mein teri behen nu karda !!!


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«Reply #56 on: April 19, 2005, 08:15:24 AM »

Sardar Sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
when a person asked what he was doing...He replied... Oye! higher studies Yaar....


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«Reply #57 on: April 20, 2005, 07:48:53 AM »

SARDAR RECVD SMS :BHEJNEVALA MAHAN, PADHANEVALA GADHHA.
SARDAR GOT ANGREE AND REPLIED: PADHNEVALA MAHAN,BHEJANEVALA GADHHA!!


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«Reply #58 on: April 20, 2005, 07:50:48 AM »

Sardar wins 20 cr frm rs.20.00 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
angry sardar. Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 rs back.


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«Reply #59 on: April 20, 2005, 07:52:26 AM »

Wen TITANIC was drowning, an Italian asks sardarji, "how far is land?
Sardarji : 2kms,".
Italian jumps into sea & asks, "which direction?"
Sardar : "DOWNWARDS..!.