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«Reply #60 on: April 20, 2005, 07:54:40 AM »

Banta Singh: When i die i want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep! not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving!


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«Reply #61 on: April 21, 2005, 08:09:29 AM »

Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror
with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep.


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«Reply #62 on: April 21, 2005, 08:12:37 AM »

A sardar always read detective novels from the middle.
A friend asked why so?"
It'z doubly interesting",said Sardar. "To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its end but also the beginning.


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«Reply #63 on: April 21, 2005, 08:15:49 AM »

Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #64 on: April 21, 2005, 08:32:34 AM »

manish dear.good job keep it up.............................................

wish u best luck man.........................


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«Reply #65 on: April 21, 2005, 07:35:46 PM »

Thank you for reading and posting your comments fakharenaveed ji


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«Reply #66 on: April 21, 2005, 09:33:30 PM »

Quote from: "Manish_Friend"

The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman,face wrinkled,fat legs & flabby arms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks & then says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"

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Husb &Wife fightin:
Hus: Aise Jine se Marna aacha! prabhu Mujhe Utha le!
Wife:prabhu Mujhe Utha le.!
Hus:Prabhu,Pahle Is ki Sun,Main Apni Arzi Wapas leta Hun!

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Lady:"I want a Revolver for my Husband"
Shopkeeper: Mam,Did ur Husb give any Idea of the make he prefers?
Lady:"No.He Doesn't even know that I will Shoot him"

excellent , keep it up friend


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«Reply #67 on: April 22, 2005, 07:56:30 AM »

Thank you CAptain Yr for your comments. You are welcome to add posts and SMS as well Usual Smile


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«Reply #68 on: April 22, 2005, 08:05:34 AM »

What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies siitting on motorcycle & fighting for window seat


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«Reply #69 on: April 22, 2005, 08:08:11 AM »

Hindu,Muslim & Santa Singh were standing. An englishman asked, hey guys,what is ur fav flower?

Hindu : 'Lotus'
Englishman :'Ha, I clean my shit with that!'

Muslim 'Chameli'
Englishman :'Ha I clean my shit with that!'

Then he asked Santa.

Santa : Cactus! Now clean ur a$$ with that.


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«Reply #70 on: April 22, 2005, 08:10:31 AM »

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."


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«Reply #71 on: April 22, 2005, 08:17:36 AM »

Sardar & American traveling by air.
Suddenly the engines stopped.They had no parachutes & so they jumped out.
First,Sardar jumped.
He removed his turban,used it as a parachute & slowly floated down.
Seeing this,American removed his shirt & jumped but shirt did not do well & he began to fall rapidly.
The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him & said - "I see! U want a race! Let us see who is faster" & he let go of his turban.


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«Reply #72 on: April 22, 2005, 08:20:29 AM »

Having lost his donkey a Sardar, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."


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«Reply #73 on: April 22, 2005, 08:25:04 AM »

A Teacher told all Students in a class to write an essay on a
Cricket Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"


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«Reply #74 on: April 22, 2005, 08:27:43 AM »

Santa checks in at Hotel with wife.
Santa:Mujhe top flor me room dena
Manager:Sir,Room 17,17th floor
Santa:Room ki khidki check ker lena.Khulti hai ya nahi.
Manager:Sir,aisa kya ho gaya?
Santa:Pichle saal main hotel mein tha,meri biwi mere se lad ker kood ker jaan dena chahti thi, lekin khidki khuli nahi.


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