SMS Fun

by Manish_Friend on March 29, 2005, 08:26:18 AM

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: SMS Fun

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«Reply #75 on: April 22, 2005, 08:30:26 AM »

A Sardar went 2 hotel,ordered chicken.
Waiter comes with the order.
SURD:Murge di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
SURD:Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.SURD:Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


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«Reply #76 on: April 22, 2005, 08:33:02 AM »

Santa 2 Banta: Agar tu bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saare Eggs tere, aur agar tu ye bata de k kitne hain to 8 k 8 tere, aur agar tu ye bata de k kis Jaanwar k hain to wo Murgi bhi teri !
Banta: Yaar bada kathhin sawal hai, Koi Hint to de !!


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«Reply #77 on: April 28, 2005, 08:12:22 AM »

All Outgoing
Calls FREE
SOFTWARE

To Download

Press Down

10%
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50%

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completed!

CALL ME & test.


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«Reply #78 on: April 28, 2005, 08:16:15 AM »

When love fails emotions work,
When emotions fails memories work,
When memories fails tears work,
When evrything fails
"Bacardi works" Cheers!!


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«Reply #79 on: April 28, 2005, 08:24:13 AM »

Las nite sum devils came running to my room they wanted to trouble good people.i suggested ur name they said oh no, we cant disturb our boss


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«Reply #80 on: April 28, 2005, 08:26:26 AM »

A boy goes 2 c a cabaret dance.
His mom gets angry and asks him:Did u c anything there, that u were not supposed 2 c?
The BOY:Yes i saw DAD..


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«Reply #81 on: April 28, 2005, 08:34:19 AM »

TwO snakes sitting in the jungle. Female snake tried to kiss th male snake. Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'


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«Reply #82 on: April 28, 2005, 08:57:39 AM »

ha ha ha ha ha ha ah

buhatkhoob manish jee

keep it up u have done a nice work........................

wish you best luck..................................


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«Reply #83 on: April 29, 2005, 08:02:48 AM »

thank you fakharenaveed ji for your comments Usual Smile

I will certainly keep posting more Usual Smile


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«Reply #84 on: April 29, 2005, 08:09:42 AM »

Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao

-kya aapko pagalpan ke daure padhne band ho gaye hai?


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«Reply #85 on: April 29, 2005, 08:11:13 AM »

Ye Sulgta
Hua Jism

Ye Kap-kapate
Hue Honth

Ye Thar-tharata
Hua Badan

Ye Lad-khadati
Hui Aawaz

Mujhe Pehle Hi
Pataa Tha

Ye

Nishaaniya

MALARIA

Ki
Hi
Hai


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«Reply #86 on: April 29, 2005, 08:15:56 AM »

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style to disturb you.


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«Reply #87 on: April 29, 2005, 08:21:39 AM »

PROPOSE KARNE KA NAYA STYLE..! CHAND KO TOD DUNGA,SURAJ KO FOD DUNGA,TU EK BAAR HAA KARDE BUS...PEHLI WALI KO CHOD DUNGA..!


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«Reply #88 on: April 29, 2005, 08:24:31 AM »

Socha tha har modd pe aap ka intezaar karenge...

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kambhakt sadak hi sidhi nikli.


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«Reply #89 on: April 29, 2005, 08:32:27 AM »

Message pe message bhejte ho
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho
khudka bheja to chalta nahin
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!