SMS Fun

by Manish_Friend on March 29, 2005, 08:26:18 AM

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Manish_Friend

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«Reply #90 on: April 29, 2005, 08:33:49 AM »

I m so concerned about u...I wanted 2 tel u dis from so long.,plz take care of ur health especialy ur head coz.....EMPTY THING BREAK EASILY.


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«Reply #91 on: April 30, 2005, 09:26:33 AM »

Is chicken ready?

Ready boss...

mutton?

yes boss

Fish?

Yes boss.

Bakra?

No, it is still reading the msg boss


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«Reply #92 on: April 30, 2005, 09:27:49 AM »

Sometimes u may catch me staring at u. Its not cos u r cute.
My mom told me tht devils have horns n tails. I keep wondering where r urs!.

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Ur life is like a movie
wen ur happy... comedy
wen ur sad... tragedy
wen you hide from your enemies... action
& wen you look in the mirror... horror!


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«Reply #93 on: April 30, 2005, 09:30:58 AM »

How to prepare maggi?
Boil water.As Ganguly walks in put noodles in water n add taste maker.
Stir till Ganguly stays.
As soon as Ganguly gets out noodles r ready.

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WARNING:
Cell phone causes radiation & it results in Brain damage!
but u r Safe.
it only effects people with Brains !!
How lucky ur, no brain no effect.

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Police arrested a drunkard&asked: Where R U going?
MAN: To listen lecture on ill effects of drinking on health.
POL: Who'll lecture at midnite?
MAN: My wife.


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mnajmi

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«Reply #94 on: April 30, 2005, 05:25:17 PM »

hey man u hv a nice collection i liked it its damn gud


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thelostworld

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«Reply #95 on: April 30, 2005, 07:53:07 PM »

Quote from: "mnajmi"

hey man u hv a nice collection i liked it its damn gud

nice manish!!! good yaar
bahut acche jokess hain

Vajpai: Mujhe mil jati sapno ki shehzadi..
Agar MUSHARAF KI BETI se hoti meri SHAADI..
Hota KASHMIR ka samadhan..
Milta dahej mein PAKISTAN...

hello everyone its jokes plzz dont mind it..
okk


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«Reply #96 on: April 30, 2005, 07:57:38 PM »

thanx mnajmi and thelostworld..i will try to keep posting more good jokes Usual Smile


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«Reply #97 on: April 30, 2005, 08:00:21 PM »

JUST 4 U:
u r a STUPID that means:

S:superior
T:talented
U:universal
P:person
I:in
D:demand

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Dil ke dard ko zuba par laate nahi.

Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi.

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gehre kyon na ho..

Hum DETTOL ke sivaa kuch aur lagate nahi !


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«Reply #98 on: April 30, 2005, 08:02:02 PM »

Aaj

Raat

Thik

12

Baje

ke

baad

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1 bajega!

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When I fall I need ur hand 2 hold me,
When I win I need ur hand 2 pat me,
When I lose I need ur hand 2 console me,
In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!


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«Reply #99 on: April 30, 2005, 08:03:20 PM »

Behind every succssesful man, there is one woman.
But what about unsuccsesful man? ................ .........LOTS OF WOMEN

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17 bar button dabawo Aur Karo "Prabhu Darshan"

PAAPION AUR MURKHO KO NAHI DIKHTE BHAGWAN!!


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«Reply #100 on: April 30, 2005, 08:06:49 PM »

Beef.....

chicken.......

mutton........

pork........

sausage.......

meat....

smile to kar yaar..... Non veg msg tha.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her


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«Reply #101 on: April 30, 2005, 08:10:44 PM »

Ramchandra keh gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost sms karega,
dusra kamina bas padh k muskurae ga!
Has kamine has.

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Vajpayee was talking abt family planing in a speech.
Laloo got angry,stood up,and said: WHEN YOU DON"T PLAY THE GAME, DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

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Go exactly at"8pm"
along with "Nepolean" to " Mansion House"
there is "Old Monk" family,
put a "Signature", get "5000" and at "11pm" pick up "Kalayani.


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«Reply #102 on: April 30, 2005, 08:12:54 PM »

Whats that ugly thing above your neck???

Ah..
Uh..
Oh..

Its your face!!!

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Eve Teasing in the Jungle?
A group of Male Elephants comment on a passing female elephant
3600/2600/3600


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«Reply #103 on: April 30, 2005, 08:14:13 PM »

Why couldnt Shankarji and Parvatiji learn computers?

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Bcoz

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Ganpatiji ran away with the mouse!

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Yaad teri na aye aisa hone na denge..
dost tere jaisa khone na denge..
sharafat se contact mei rehna varna
kaan ke niche do kheech keh denge..Hehe..Kidding ya..