SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Roja

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School mein ishq ka naya mahaul tayyar ho gaya ,
Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya .
Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya ,
Aari class fail, aur..... papu pass ho gaya ....

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Unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakhke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage....

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tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge,
mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge...
rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaaenge,
tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kukure khaaenge....

arz kiya hai!!!...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...
gaur farmaiye...itne kamzor hue teri judai se...
ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....

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Palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zoological park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hain...

Industria sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaad rishtedar khaa gaye,

Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka khumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseeno ka pyaar dekha hai,

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...

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mudassirali

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #1 on: February 03, 2008, 08:56:20 PM »

good sms es read this one....

four roses for you....

1st for health
2nd for wealth
3rd for happiness

and 4th one....
kaan key upar lagana mast lageyga.


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aankhain

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 01:01:14 AM »

jitny perhy wo sb jokes bohat achy ha Usual Smile

last wala b mast ha..


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Pooja

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 01:12:12 AM »

ha ha ha nice sharing Roja!!!

Pehla wala bahoot acha laga!!


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Roja

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 07:40:20 AM »

Quote from: mudassirali on February 03, 2008, 08:56:20 PM

good sms es read this one....

four roses for you....

1st for health
2nd for wealth
3rd for happiness

and 4th one....
kaan key upar lagana mast lageyga.

hahaha... very good sharing ali ji...


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Roja

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 07:42:11 AM »

Thanks for reading Aankhein sis, and pooja di..


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fragiledoll

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #6 on: March 05, 2008, 03:40:42 PM »

lol loved them all


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Roja

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #7 on: March 06, 2008, 09:24:27 AM »

Quote from: fragiledoll on March 05, 2008, 03:40:42 PM

lol loved them all

Shukriya doll


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waheed_rose2004

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #8 on: March 06, 2008, 06:56:44 PM »

bahot khoob Roja..........

Abhay khajoor, zoo se bhagi hoi langor, sare howe kale ke chilke, oye chose
howe amm, circus ke retired bandar....
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Aisa Kisi ko mat bolna Feel hota hai


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Talat

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 10:10:54 PM »

Bohot achche Roja, mudassir and waheed...bohot achche hain saare tongue3


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waheed_rose2004

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Re: SMS JOKES>>>>>> NM

«Reply #10 on: March 07, 2008, 10:11:45 PM »

thanku jee :lol:

Dard ki hadd se guzarna to abhi baqi hai
Toot kar mera bikharna to abhi baqi hai
Paas aa kar mera dukhdard batanewale
Mujhse katra ke guzarna to abhi baqi hai ...


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